Top 12 reasons utah is u-terrible..

1: Narrow things

Utah has many unreasonably narrow areas, Yuck!. Zion National Park

2: Rocks With bits missing

The rocks have holes in them, I want to see the WHOLE rock..JEEEEZE...Arches National Park,

3: Tormented locals

This tree found this place so disgusting it leaped to its death..Zion National Park

4: Putrid views 

Absolutely nothing to see here, move along there.. Zion National Park

5: More Tormented locals

Dont do it tree!! theres buses leaving every day! Bryce Canyon National Park

6: Tiny Roads

Roads get really really really narrow when they are far away.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

7: More Bits missing

There is whole chunks of Utah missing, most likely the best bits, what an awful place, just awful.. Arches National Park

8: Awful scenery

Disgusting Hoodoos. So boring and uninteresting this person has been sleep walking in here for days. Bryce Canyon National Park

9: Danger is rife

Dangerous pointy rocks left lying around waiting to be tripped over,  you could easily lose all of your eyes falling over one of these, horrendous, just horrendous...Bryce Canyon National Park

10:It gets dark nearly every night

YAAAAWWWN! Zion National Park

11:super UNINTERESTING scenery

Dead Horse Point State Park, named after the countless bored horses who leaped to their death to escape the extreme daily torment of being trapped in a vast uninteresting landscape. FACT! Shame on you Utah..

12: sickening

Pass the sick bag..SO DISGUSTING!!

WOW!! Utah really needs to get its act together, I mean really... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯